Listen, I’m not bagging on you. I was you. Hell, I AM you.
We can’t leave town. Not unless we take an RV and put all five dogs in that bad boy!
Look, I know there are a lot of people out there who are totally bummed today because they had to tell their family they couldn’t come to Thanksgiving……. Because of the dog.
It’s a brutal situation. You can’t take Sparky to the boarding place cause he get’s pissy with people he doesn’t know. Especially if they act scared. And, you can’t ask anyone to come over and watch him because when you aren’t there, he just paces, and barks, and drives everyone nuts. Of course, he does like your sister….. But she’s going to Thanksgiving.
So, here you sit, with your piece of shit Hungryman turkey dinner.
And your dog.
Who you love…… And, who you’re really, really annoyed at.
Next time call us. We’ll come over and handle you’re little bundle of difficult.
And you, can see your family.
Happy Thanksgiving.